Beer Tossing Fridge
From the "Americans aren't fat enough" department comes news of a beer tossing fridge that can hit you on the sofa from 20 feet away. What, you're worried about wearing your beer when you open up the can? Wimp. Catch it gently, like a newborn babe, and it shouldn't be a problem says the inventor. Of course, it should be noted that catching the first beer is much easier than catching the fifth beer. If you're drunk enough, the tenth beer might hit you clean on the skull. Then you would be covered in beer and probably some blood too. Are you happy now, fridge? Until the fridge comes with a smart-chip targeting system I will continue to use my dog to fetch beers. Pluses: She's gentle enough with the cans that I don't have to worry about too much head. Negatives: Unlike the fridge, she poops. Hmmm.